The Hunt For A Barbecue Guru

Perfectionism is a debilitating condition that kept a new electric smoker unopened in the garage for over six months.  Yet for some inexplicable reason the fears of horrible barbecue failure parted this week.

I drug the box out onto the back porch, unpacked and assembled the smoker, seasoned it, and threw in two pork roasts.  I don’t quite know what happened, but they were stunning even without any experience.  Now I’m obsessed.  I have checked out or special ordered nearly every book on the subject in the public library system.  One of my early favorites (full disclosure: I have yet to try a single recipe), is Paul Kirk’s book on Championship Barbecue Sauces.

Built It And They Will Eat

The reason I am intrigued is he builds his book not around rote recipes but around step-by-step explanations of how to create your own personal sauces, marinades, dry rubs, wet rubs, and the like.  He explains ingredients, suggests proportions, offers tips, and describes techniques rather than just expecting you to duplicate his concoctions.  Of course he offers plenty of by-the-book options, but the build-it-yourself approach sounds like so much more fun.

This said, I’d love for any or all of you with smoking and barbecue experience to weigh in with your favorite books, techniques, tips, or…. why not… recipes.

Serious BBQ On Flathead Lake

Polson, MT: A tip from a friend in Spokane sent me out Highway 35 to hook up along the east side of Flathead Lake.  The mission?  Taste the smoked Prime Rib at the East Shore Smoke House.  It was out of my way, but the friend in question has opened and managed more restaurants than some people will visit in their lives.  If he suggests a place, I’m willing to go out of my way.

Worth the trip.

The low-slung Smoke House now looks nothing like the pale blue building that used to house a German restaurant before Jim Bassett bought the property.  “I don’t think there is a single thing in the restaurant that you can see that we haven’t redone,” Jim says with a grin.  “I didn’t intend to do this much.  Originally I planned to just open a hambuger joint.”

I, for one, am delighted Jim got carried away.  The restaurant… both inside and out… invites you to forget what is beyond the gate and settle in for a meal in a space designed to be both visually intriguing and down-home comfortable.

Great summer seating in the shade.

There is bar and dining area outside and both are completely enclosed with tall log slab fences.  The eating area offers welcome shade in the summer – much of it from trees and bushes carefully built around rather than removed.  In fact, if you spend any time looking around before you dive into the menu, you’ll notice careful details and quality everywhere.  The corrugated metal up in the eves was salvaged locally with Jim and his family digging much of it out of the ground where it was buried.  And Jim designed and built just about every light fixture in the restaurant.

This steer appears to be a bit light headed.

In addition to using this steer skull, he created another wall fixture using the old boiler door from the Lake City Home Bakery in Polson.  Next time I come I might ask to sit inside near said boiler fixture for reasons of pure nostalgia.  I worked as a short-order cook at the bakery during high school, and occasionally had to venture down in the basement near the old boiler for supplies.

Yet all the architectural love in the world can’t keep a restaurant open if the food is forgettable.  Thankfully, Jim and his staff seem to know this.

Bassett did his homework for the barbecue, and Chef J.R. Daniels is turning out some great, straightforward food that begs for a cult following.  Three days out and I’m already wishing I’d smuggled out several bottles of the their house-made rum barbecue sauce.  It provides a sweet-savory counterpoint to the each of the meats I tried.  This included their (1) chicken (2) chopped pork and (3) St. Louis style ribs as well as (4) their smoked Prime Rib.  All four were cooked perfectly, still moist, and touched with a distinctive smoky tang.

Smoked prime rib, caramelized onions, and house-made chips

The prime rib sandwich ($13.95) comes with whipped cream horseradish sauce, but the barbecue sauce was close enough to addictive that I felt compelled to slather it on the Prime Rib as well as on the chopped pork and St. Louis style rib.

Pork Two Ways

The spot probably isn’t the place to host a convention for vegetarians, but feel free to drag along a couple friends who are avoiding charred beast.  There are several good options absent the meat even if the most compelling culinary reasons to show up come out of the smoker.  I plan to try the brisket next time, convince someone with me to order the smoked Prime Rib so I can steal a bite or two, and then I plan to turn my attention to the generous number of microbrews offered on tap.

Grill Envy

We purchased a bottom-of-the-line gas grill at the end of the summer in 1999.  This plus several gallons of water in the basement was the extent of our preparation for the doomsday scenarios associated with the arrival of a new millenium.  If some programming bug had sent the civilized world back to the Stone Age, we at least would have been able to barbecue for a few weeks.

Fast forward to last week when I wandered into Home Depot for a paint brush and a picture frame hook.  Some impulse sent me wandering right in the direction of the riding mowers and yard gear, and before I was quite aware of it, I was staring at Home Depot’s line of Charmglow monster grills with price tags to match.

None of the shining behemoths moved me until I noticed #100606099.  #100606099 boasted brushed stainless steel with a 12,000 BTU side burner.  Nice.  Under the hood were five more burners and a rotisserie spit.  Impressive.  And then the kicker.  This baby also has an oven.  Incredible.

Not that we have $799 lying around to upgrade our millenium special, but when it does finally give up the grill ghost I know what I want… one with a rotisserie, 12,000 BTU side burner, and an oven.  How do you like them apples… spit roasted, grilled, or baked?

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