What if fortune cookies went over to the Dark Side? What if, rather than offering generally upbeat and encouraging little tidbits, they played on our fears, phobias, and axieties? It might add a touch of terror to the end of a meal to know that a Misfortune Cookie might arrive with the bill.
Add your own suggestions for entertaining Misfortune Cookies if you’d like. Here are a few I would print in the first batch:
Keep eating like that, and you will get fat.
Put your affairs in order.
It might be wise to retain a lawyer.
Check carefully for a lump.
Beware of that nest of spiders in your bedroom.
Retirement is not going to be an option.
Seriously consider liposuction.
Your secret is about to be exposed.
Take evasive action.
If you want to live, run away.
Tell anyone important you love them before next Friday.
Check for back hair.
Layoffs are coming.
Your bad breath with cause problems soon.
Don’t use any public restrooms for a year.
Cancel your next flight.
File for divorce now.
Expect to spend more time in the cemetery.
Your boss isn’t pleased with your work.
The end is near.